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The Tragedy.

Postby Maywalk » Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:38 am

THE TRAGEDY:



President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on
the word "tragedy". So, the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a
"tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives
on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a tragedy". "No," said Bush, "that would be an accident".

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy". "I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would
call a great loss". The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched
the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet
voice he said: "If Air Force One, carrying you and Mrs. Bush, was
struck by a friendly-fire missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic !", exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?" "Well," said the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f....ing accident either !!"
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Postby Rowan » Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:15 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:41 pm

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Postby twinsmum » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:41 pm

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