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Crystal Ball

Postby dejavou » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:59 pm

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball.

She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table.

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I get away with it?"
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Postby Rowan » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:29 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby twinsmum » Tue Feb 20, 2007 10:37 pm

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