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Postby Maywalk » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:43 pm

An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying
to get a stay of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be
hanged for murder at midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the
governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him
about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" And on and
on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in
the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was
told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after
all.
Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs to give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her
husband's rear end as he was bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed, "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?"
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Postby dejavou » Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:49 pm

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Postby Rowan » Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:29 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby twinsmum » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:47 am

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Postby Monsy » Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:39 pm

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Postby Penny » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:09 pm

Excellent. cheers Penny :grouphug:
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