Hermaphrodite

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Hermaphrodite

Postby DaisyB » Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:44 pm

After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor
> stood solemnly at her bedside.
>
> "I have something I must tell you about your
> baby.."
>
> "What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
>
> "Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
>
> "What's that?"
>
> "It means your baby has both male and female
> parts."
>
> "Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has
> a penis AND a brain?"
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Postby Rowan » Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:50 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:02 am

:rolleye11: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Monsy » Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:48 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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