After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor
> stood solemnly at her bedside.
>
> "I have something I must tell you about your
> baby.."
>
> "What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
>
> "Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
>
> "What's that?"
>
> "It means your baby has both male and female
> parts."
>
> "Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has
> a penis AND a brain?"