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Postby Maywalk » Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:39 pm

CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Postby dejavou » Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:31 pm

The illegals here should be safe then :rolleye11: :dunno:
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Postby widget » Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:00 pm

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Postby Rowan » Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:03 pm

Must learn another language then!! :twisted: :twisted: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Monsy » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:51 pm

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