Postage Stamp

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Postage Stamp

Postby Maywalk » Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:02 am

The United States Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of President George W. Bush to honor his first term achievements.



Unfortunately, the stamp has not been sticking to the envelopes. This has enraged the President, who has demanded a full investigation into the matter. After a month of testing, a special Presidential Commission has made the following findings:



1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3. People are just spitting on the wrong side.
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Postby Monsy » Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:46 pm

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Postby DaisyB » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:34 pm

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Postby twinsmum » Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:40 pm

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Postby dejavou » Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:21 pm

:rolleye11: :rolleye11: :banana: :roflmao:
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Postby Rowan » Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:43 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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