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An alcoholic

Postby Penny » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:17 pm

A Psychiatrist said to an alcohlic, 'If you take a worm and drop it in a glass of water, the worm will live'.

If you drop it into a glass of whisky, the worm will die'.

What is the moral of that story ?.

The alcoholic said.




Drink plenty of whisky and you'll never get worms'.

cheers Penny
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Postby dejavou » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:07 pm

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Postby Rowan » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:58 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Lacemaker » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:50 pm

Polter will love that ! :roflmao:
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Postby Maywalk » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:37 am

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Postby twinsmum » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:26 pm

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