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Postby twinsmum » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:35 pm

This is strictly mathematical viewpoint.....it goes like this;
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wounder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100% How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions
If;
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+5+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20)9+20+21+4+5=100%
and B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%
AND LOOK HOW FAR ASS KISSING WILL TAKE YOU.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close , and Attitude will get you there its the BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.
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Postby dejavou » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:07 pm

:rolleye11: :rolleye11: :dunno:
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Postby Rowan » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:58 pm

:twisted: :rolleye11:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Penny » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:06 pm

very good. cheers Penny :roflmao:
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