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Postby Penny » Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:52 pm

A spry old lady, driving along in her Bentley, spotted a parking space on the busy high street. She drove past, ready to back in, when an arrogant young man in a sports car quickly drove in before her.
'Sorry, madam' he said cheekily as he jumped out.'you've got to be young and zippy before you can do that'

The old lady said nothing. She just continued to back into the space that had been there. Very soon there was the sound of broken glass and crumbling metal as the Bentley hit the front of the sports car before continuing to drive right over the top of it.'







There young man' she said, 'you've got to be old and rich to do that'.

cheers Penny, I love it.
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Postby DaisyB » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:16 pm

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Postby Rowan » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:37 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:26 pm

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