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Smiles on their faces.

Postby Maywalk » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:11 pm

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has
happened.

Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body: A Frenchman, 72, died of
heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

"Second body: "Irishman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery,
spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Danny Earl, the
Redneck from Louisiana , 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."
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Postby Rowan » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:14 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :groaner:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:28 pm

:groaner: :groaner: :groaner:
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Postby Monsy » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:49 pm

Oh dear! :groaner:
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