Golf - dangerous game

[Penny]

Ben walked into the bar, heavily bandaged round the head, a black eye and a broken arm.

'bl...y Hell' exclaimed his mates, 'What happened to you?'

'Playing golf is a dangerous game', he replied sorrowfully

'I was out on the l0th fairway with my wife, when she sliced the ball and it went sailing into a nearby field. It took us ages to find the ball and just as we were about to give up, I noticed it had lodged itself under a cow's tail. I went over and lifted the tail and called my wife over. All I said was, 'Sweetheart, this looks like yours' and WHAM.


Cheers Penny.

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