A prayer for the wise

[dejavou]

THIS IS TOO CUTE
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my shape to keep
Please no wrinkles, please no bags,
And please lift my bum before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away
Please keep me healthy,
Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord
For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

[Rowan]

[Penny]

Wish I could find one of the first 4. cheers Penny

[Monsy]