Naughty one

[Penny]

A couple and their small son went on holiday and ended up on a nudist beach.. While the wife lay down to sunbathe, the son walked off down the beach with his dad, but returned some time later to tell his mum that a lot of the women had much bigger balloons than she had.

Mum retorted quickly, 'The bigger they are, the more stupid the woman'.
Ten minutes later the little boy returned again.

'Mummy, Mummy, I've seen lots of men with bigger willies than daddy's'.
Again mum replied. 'That's because the bigger they are the more stupid they are'.

So the afternoon passed peacefully until it was almost time to go. when suddenly the little boy raced back to his mother in a panic.
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'Oh' mum' he cried, 'what shall we do'. I've just seen daddy talking to the most stupid lady on the beach, and the more he talks to her, the more stupid he gets.

cheers Penny.

[dejavou]