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Postby Maywalk » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:31 pm

FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"),searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: CENTURY VILLAGE - LYONS ROAD
I am into solitude , long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: TAMARAC
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks,corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

IN MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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