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Big talk

Postby Penny » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:29 pm

'Coming back to my place for coffee' asked the man on their first date.
Sure, she replied.
Later, sitting on the sofa, she remarked, 'you don't talk much'
'Don't need to darling', he said, pulling down his trousers.
'This does all the talking for me'
'Well', that doesn't say much either'.

'Ooh, what a big one' she exclaimed, when he showed her his pride and glory.
'But, if we have oral sex won't I lose your respect?
'Of course not, he replied, just as long as your good at it'

naughty. cheers Penny.. :oops:
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Postby Rowan » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:10 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:12 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Young Goat » Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:42 pm

Would be even funnier if SHE had said the last line.

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