'I'ts no good' wailed the man 'I've tried all sorts of diets but they never work.
'Well, this one is different', said the doctor.' You will take nothing by mouth, everything you eat will be through your rectum'.
A month went by and the man went back to the doctor's looking very happy.
'Well, done, you've lost nearly 4 stone, carry on like this and you'll soon be down to the correct weight. Do you have any problems?'.
'None at all doctor', said the man. 'I'll see you in a month's time.
As the man walked to the door, the doctor noticed that he was walking in a odd way.
'Are you sure there's nothing wrong?' asked the doctor.
'You seem to be walking in a curious way'.
'No, everything is fine, doc.' said the man. 'I'm just chewing some bubble gum'.
cheers Penny.
