An American in London

[Penny]

It was his first time in london and the American decided to search out the best brothels.
At last he found one that was slightly less seedy than some of the others that he'd looked at and he went in to ''be serviced''
Before taking his clothes off he thought he'd try some small talk to ease the tension he was feeling.
'Do you know I come from the other side? ' he said.
'Wow', she replied, 'I can't wait to see this, hurry up and get your clothes off'

cheers Penny

[Rowan]