Q. where do bunnies buy their furniture.
A. Rabbit-at.
Man. Doctor, I think I'm going mad. All I hear is a voice telling me to get up, clean the windows, vacuum the house, cook....
Doctor. You don't need a doctor, you need a divorce.
Three silk worms go in for a race, it ends up in a tie.
Q. how do you get Pikachu on a bus?
A. You Pokemon.
Q. how do dogs stay in touch?
A. by Wee-mail
Q. what did the skunk say when the wind changed.
A. ahhh, it's all coming back to me now.
And finally,
Little birdie in the sky, dropped a poop right in my eye.
I don't care and I won't cry.
I'm just glad a cow can't fly.
cheers Penny.