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quick funnies???

Postby Penny » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:28 pm

Q. where do bunnies buy their furniture.
A. Rabbit-at.

Man. Doctor, I think I'm going mad. All I hear is a voice telling me to get up, clean the windows, vacuum the house, cook....
Doctor. You don't need a doctor, you need a divorce.

Three silk worms go in for a race, it ends up in a tie.

Q. how do you get Pikachu on a bus?
A. You Pokemon.

Q. how do dogs stay in touch?
A. by Wee-mail

Q. what did the skunk say when the wind changed.
A. ahhh, it's all coming back to me now.

And finally,
Little birdie in the sky, dropped a poop right in my eye.
I don't care and I won't cry.
I'm just glad a cow can't fly.

cheers Penny. :mrgreen: :rolleye11:
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Postby dejavou » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:20 pm

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Postby DaisyB » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:55 pm

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Postby Rowan » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:29 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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