Women are Apples, Men are Grapes

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Women are Apples, Men are Grapes

Postby DaisyB » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:58 pm

WOMEN are APPLES; MEN are GRAPES

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones
because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.

The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them,
when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait
for the right man to come along,
the one who is brave enough
to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men . . . men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes,
and it's up to women
to stomp the shit out of them
until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.


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