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How Come

Postby Penny » Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:41 pm

A little boy goes to his father and asks ' Daddy, how was I born?
The father answers, Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.
You mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via E-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard-drive.
As soon as I was ready to unload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said.
'You got Male'

cheers Penny
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Postby dejavou » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:18 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Rowan » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:54 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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