NO SPEAKA DA ENGLISH

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NO SPEAKA DA ENGLISH

Postby DaisyB » Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:55 pm

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
AThen I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more,

'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.

'In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives'.

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'.'

£5.00 says you're gonna read this again!!
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Postby Rowan » Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:10 am

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dejavou » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:27 am

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