Small hands wanted......

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Small hands wanted......

Postby Daffyd » Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:59 pm

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What follows should once again confirm that the most important information
in your life won't be found in a classroom, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor, and on a very personal level.
My long-passed grandfather's birthday is coming up, and for me it is a time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The fishing excursions. The special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him, and the advice he used to give!
Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when I was 12.
We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. He told me that one day I'd find a woman and start my own family. "And son," he said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands." "How come, Grandpa?" I asked.

"It makes your pecker look bigger." ..... :magnify:
Daffyd
 

Postby Maywalk » Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:22 pm

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Your at it again Daffyd.
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Postby dejavou » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:23 pm

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Postby Rowan » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:53 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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