An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked' How many?'
The man replied. "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one in four pieces.
The pharmacist said. "That's too small of a dose. It won't get you through intimacy."
The old fellow said. "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think
about intimacy much anymore." "I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee
on my new golf shoes."
