Ah heard me such a roar as ole Jedidiah stepped out of his beaten up Buick....then he slammed the door sooooo hard an' beat a trail to the porch an' the vacant cane chair next to mine.
"Whoa! Hold up thar ole timer" I cautioned, "Y'all humping an' a gruntin' like a hog in heat. What's lit your fuse?"
Well he huffed an' puffed and gradually changed from a deep purple rage to a warm pink upset..... an he said.....
" Today be my baby girl 18th birthday.
I be so glad that dis be my last child support payment!
Month after month, year after year, all dose payments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house,
and when she get here, I say, 'Baby girl, I want you to take dis check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama face.'
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma.
I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face. Baby girl walk through the door, I say,
'Now what yo momma say 'bout that?'
She say to tell you that 'you ain't my daddy'
and watch the 'spression on yo face'!!!
