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Postby Daffyd » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:47 pm

Confession is good for the soul..... :please:

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Montecassino
went to the local church for confession.

When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man
said,

'Father ... during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her
from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.'

The priest replied, 'That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And
you have no need to confess that.'

'There is more to tell, Father. She started to repay me with sexual
favours.
This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.'

The priest said, 'By doing that, you placed yourselves in great
danger. However, two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to
the weakness of the flesh. However, if you are truly sorry for your
actions, you are indeed forgiven.'


'Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have
one more question.'


'And what is that, my son?' asked the priest.



'Should I tell her the war is over?' ......... :now:
Daffyd
 

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