Condoms

[Vince]

A young married man ran home in tremendous haste after attending his first Olympics, and said to his wife it was a wonderful first day they were even giving out free condoms - in three colours Gold, Silver, and Bronze, ' Yippee was the reply ' should we go upstairs and try one. without little hesitation they both raced upstairs, and the young man said " which colour should we use the gold one" ...... no the women said your always coming first .

[Rowan]

[dejavou]