> Dear Tech Support:
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> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
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> Distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower
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> And jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
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> In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such
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> As Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
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> Programs such as: Rugby 5.0, Football 4.3 and Cricket 3.0. Conversation
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> 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've tried running
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> Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
> Signed,
> Desperate
Dear Desperate:
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> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
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> Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
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>> Try entering the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears
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> 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.
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> If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
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> Automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
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>> Remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
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>> Default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
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> WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
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>> CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a
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>> Supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
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>> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
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>> Memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
> buying Additional software to improve memory and performance. I
personally
>> Recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
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>> Good Luck, Tech Support
cheers Penny,