An Oldie

[Penny]

Remember this? from Uncle Fred.

I love this one.
An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic.' It's O.K. I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions'.
Girl. 'O.K'.
Medic ' What's your name'?.
Girl ' Sharon'
Medic' O.K. Sharon is this your car?'
Girl ' Yes'
Medic ' Where are you bleeding from?'
Sharon ' 'Romford, mate'

Cheers Penny

[Rowan]

Yes, heard similar ones about Glasgow!!

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