Mick went to the docor and told him he had just swallowed a bone.
Doc. Are you choking?
Mick, no I'm serious.

Didyou hear about the Irish Grand Prix driver.
He made100 pit stops - four for fuel and the other to ask directions.

For Sale.
A pair of Wellington boots, Worn only once - from 1973 - 1984.*

Mick was boasting about his son. he's one of the cleverist lads in the country.
He's always helping Police with their enquiries.

Did I tell you about the chappie who wanted to Tap-dance,
He broke his ankle when he fell off the sink.

1. The clock goes back this weekend
2. You should have kept up the repayments.

A lady friend of mine got a job as a taxi driver.
She left, she couldn't stand people talking behind her back.

cheers penny