A woman was in a coma. The Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge
bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her
husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this
sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out
of the coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.
The husband said, "I guess she choked."
