Yet another......!!

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Yet another......!!

Postby toolip2 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:40 pm

a beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynaecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctorbegan to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her "Do you know what I am doimg?!
Yes, she replied. Your are checking for my abrasions or dermatological abnormalities. "That's right" the doctor said. He then began to fondle her breasts. "do you know what I am doingnow" he asked. "Yes" said the woman you are checking for any lumps or breasyt cancer. "Correct" the shady doctor replied. Finally he mounted the patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.He asked "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes" she replied "Your's getting herpes; that's why I came here in the first place"!!

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Postby Monika » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:32 pm

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Postby Rowan » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:42 pm

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