And another from Toolip!!

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Flat Stomach

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mum on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mum sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him..

The son sees his mum and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big
tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it..'

'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.

'Why is that?' the mum asked puzzled.

'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.'

[Rowan]

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:groaner:

Crikey! That was a quick reply!!! And I shouted out in the box!!

[Monika]

Grandad is looking after little Aimee, who is outside playing in the garden with her schoolfriend Thomas.

They come running in. "Grandad, Grandad," Aimee shouts, "what do you call it when two people are in bed and one is on top of the other?"

"Oh dear". thinks Grandad, "I know the modern thing to do is to answer things truthfully nowadays, so here goes".

"It's called sexual intercourse"

"Thanks, Grandad", says Aimee as she skips out of the door.

Later, Aimee comes in and says, "Grandad, you know what you said earlier ..... well, Thomas's mummy says it's not that at all. It's called bunk-beds and she's coming round to see you later".

[Rowan]