Mohammed

[Stevie]

If anyone objects then please delete this joke.

A suicide bomber arrives at the gates of Heaven and is met by an old man with a long white beard sitting on a high chair.

Who are you asks the bomber.?

I am St.Peter came the reply.

I was hoping to meet Mohammed said the bomber.

Oh he is above me ssays St. Pete pointing up the stairs.

Oh my thinks the bomber , Mohammed is above St. Peter, he truly must be great.

St. Peter sends the bomber up the stairs.

After a long climb he meets another man wearing a crown of thorns sitting on a chair.

Who are you he asks.

I am Jesus came the reply.

Oh, sorry but I thought I would meet Mohammed.

Oh he is above me, further up the stairs says Jesus.

Oh thinks the bomber, Mohammed is not only above St. Peter but alos above Jesus. He must be truly great.

Jesus tells the bomber to continue up the stairs.

After another long climb he meets a man sitting on what is obviously a throne.

Who are you asks the bomber?

I am God came the reply.

Oh my I have met God thinks the bomber.

I was hoping to meet Mohammed. Says the bomber.

OH yes he is here, he is just up the stairs a short way.

The bomber is now extatic....Mohammed is even above God, he truly is great.

You look worn out says God, Would you care for a cup of tea.

Oh yes says the bomber that would be great.

God calls out....Hey Mohammed make this man a cup of tea and bring it down here pronto.

[Rowan]

[dejavou]