TENJOOBERRYMUDS

[Maywalk]

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

In order to continue getting-by in our home land, we all
need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading
the following conversation until you are able to understand
the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".


Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as
a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good
old U S A today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to
oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd l ike to order bacon and
eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud,
poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..
scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't
know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow
bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You
were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We bodder?"

Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the
side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's
everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem,
Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."
Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU
WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'.....and you do,
don't you!

[dejavou]

[Rowan]