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my forgetter

Postby Penny » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:22 pm

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An Ode to My Forgetter

My forgetter's getting better
But my rememberer is broke
to you that may seem funny
but, to me, that is no joke.

For when I'm "here" I'm wondering
If I really should be "there"
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say "what am I here for?"
I wrack my brain, but all in vain
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say "Hi" and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, "who was that?"

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me plumb crazy
And that isn't any joke.

I pinched this but thought it so good, decided to share. cheers Penny
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Postby dejavou » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:47 pm

Bliddy Hell ..... somebody's been spying on me :hide:
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Postby Rowan » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:57 pm

Me to - brilliant Penny! :mrgreen: :rolleye11:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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