Jack was about to marry Jill when his Father took him to
one side.' When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we
got home was take off my trousers,' he said.
I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on.When
she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she
couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large.
I told her; of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in
this family and I always will.. Ever since that day, we have never
had a single problem.'
Jack took his Father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after
the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to
Jill and told her to put them on.
Jill said that the trousers were too big and she couldn't
possibly wear them..'Exactly,' replied Jack. 'I wear the trousers in
this relationship and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.'
Jill paused and removed her knickers and gave them to Jack.
'Try these on,' she said, so he tried them o
n but they were
too small. 'I can't possibly get into your knickers,' said Jack.
Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change your attitude, you never ******* will.'
