and God said.........

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and God said.........

Postby Maywalk » Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:14 am

God said, Adam I want you to do something for me.'

Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's a valley?'

God explained it to him.

Then God said, 'Cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a river?'

God explained that to him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill.......'

Adam said, 'What is a hill?'

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave'

Adam said, 'What's a cave?'

After God explained, he said, 'In the cave you will find a Woman.'

Adam said, 'What's a woman?'



So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.'

Adam said, 'How do I do that?'

God first said (under his breath), 'Geez.....'!

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily,
'What is it now!?'

And Adam said






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Postby ciderman_nz » Sat Jun 06, 2009 11:19 am

:fing:
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Postby dejavou » Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:10 pm

Just shows women are qiucker learners than men :banana:
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Postby Rowan » Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:33 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
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Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dita » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:21 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
nice one :roflmao:
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