Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship

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Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship

Postby Maywalk » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:56 pm

DEAR DIARY: DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really
excited.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the
deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt
honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY:DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with
him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and
champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I
could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 5
Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar
for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really
is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I
declined. He told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would
sink the ship... I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.


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Postby Monsy » Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:46 pm

What a brave lady................. :roflmao:
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Postby Rowan » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:13 am

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dita » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:46 am

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