Jesus and the Burglar

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Jesus and the Burglar

Postby daphne » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:54 am

[font=Comic Sans MS]A burglar broke into a house one night.. He shone his flashlight
around, looking for valuables and when he picked up a CD player to
place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.


When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked
the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone
his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on
a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses." replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses?"
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"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.
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Postby Rowan » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:14 pm

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Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby dita » Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:22 pm

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Postby dejavou » Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:37 pm

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