The clock is ticking

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The clock is ticking

Postby Penny » Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:04 pm

Doctor ; I have some bad news and some very bad news for you.
Patient ; Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor ; The Lab called with your test results. They said you only have 24 hours to live.
Patient ; 24 hours' That's terrible' What could possibly be worse?
Doctor ; I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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