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A helping hand

Postby Penny » Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:10 pm

An LA driver is heading home when traffic slows up to a halt. He asks a passing traffic cop 'what's happening?' The cop says, 'O.J can't afford $20.million to pay the Goldmans. He's lying in the middle of the highway, and is threatening to douse himself in petol and set himself alight. I've taken up a collection, to help him out. 'How much have you got so far?, asks the driver.

'The cop replies' 'Oh, about 10 gallons.

naughty................
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Postby dita » Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:06 pm

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