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Pays To Be Careful

Postby dita » Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:48 pm

She could tell from the moment that he entered the bedroom that her husband
was in a mocking mood. As she stood peacefully combing her hair, looking
into the wardrobe mirror she caught a glimpse of him creeping towards her.
He played his hands along her back, quietly moving towards her chest.
"If those were more firm you would'nt have to wear a bra so often" he said.
She gave a shrug and let the remark pass. Slowly his hands touched her
bottom. "If that was more firm you would'nt have to rely on a girdle so often"
he sneered.
By this time his wife had had enough, and swinging around she caught him
square in the groin which brought tears to his eyes. "And if that had been
more firm,'she snapped. "I would'nt have had to rely on your brother so much"
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Postby dejavou » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:02 pm

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Postby Penny » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:01 pm

brilliant. cheers Penny :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Maywalk » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:20 pm

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