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New store to be.

Postby Penny » Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:51 pm

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old guy is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a**-holes"

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing really well; only two left."

Don't mess with seniors

cheers Penny
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Postby Rowan » Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:02 pm

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Postby Monika » Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:19 pm

Really good one, Penny.

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Postby dita » Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:09 pm

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