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That'll Teach Him!

Postby Monika » Sun Jan 10, 2010 5:09 pm

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home and creeps upstairs to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. - so she holds the gun up to her head, her finger poised on the trigger.

The husband jumps out of bed, runs over to her begging and pleading not to shoot herself.

"Shut up," she screams hysterically. "You're next!"
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you!
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Postby DaisyB » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:20 pm

:groaner: :roflmao:
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Postby dejavou » Sun Jan 10, 2010 6:36 pm

:groaner: :groaner: :groaner:
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Postby Penny » Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:58 pm

I love it. cheers Penny :grouphug:
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Postby Rowan » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:59 am

:groaner: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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