John was a salesman's delight when it came any kind of gimmicks. His wife had long since given up trying to change him.One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
At about 5.30 that aftrnoon, their ll year old son returned from school, two hours late.
Where have you been. Why are you so late getting home.
Several of us went to the library to work on a project.
The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy knocking him to the ground.
Son, said John, this robot is a lie detector, now, tell us where you really were after school.
We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie, said Tommy.
What did you watch asked his mother Marsha.
The Ten Commandments replied Tommy.
The robot again went round and slapped him so that he fell to the floor once more.
His lip quivering Tommy said, I'm sorry I lied , We watched a tape called Sex Queen.
I am ashamed of you son, said John, when I was your age I never lied to my parents.
The robot walked round to John and delivered a whack so hard that he nearly fell from his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said. 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one'
You can't be too mad with Tommy, after all he is your son.

The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

I thought this very funny. cheers Penny

Hilarious!!

Now that is a good one

Where can I buy one