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Postby Penny » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:49 pm

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A man in his late 30s walked into a pub and ordered a pint of lager.
The barman started pulling his pint and asked the stranger, ' I haven't seen you in here before?
The man replied ' I've just moved into the area and I'm 62 today.
The barman looked astonished that such a young-looking man should already be in his 60' and said.
Here, have this one on me. He shouted over to three regulars, This guy's 62 today lads.
One of the regulars looked over and replied. 'Put three pints behind the bar for him and I will pay you in a minute.
At 5.30 pm., the man has been drinking for more than two hours and finished his last pint. He got up and brought his glass over to the bar. 'I'm off now, thanks for the beers '
That's O.K. replies the barman, see you same time next week?
'Don't think so, the man replied, 'I'm two to ten next week.


cheers Penny :mrgreen:
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