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Jonathan Ross

Postby drogo » Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:05 pm

Jonathan Ross has been accused of shoplifting a kitchen utensil from Tesco. Ross says it was a whisk he was prepared to take.
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Postby Victors Mate » Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:12 pm

You forgot the boom boom.
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Postby Rowan » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:29 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao:
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Monika » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:44 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you!
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Postby dita » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:44 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby dejavou » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:33 am

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Postby Victors Mate » Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:02 am

That Mr Woss a wight ranker.
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Postby dita » Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:42 pm

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Postby Penny » Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:36 pm

I love it, cheers Penny
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