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>> wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still
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>> heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical
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>> procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
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>> partial sponge bath.
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>> Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
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>> testicles black?'
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>> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,
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>> Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
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>> He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles
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>> black?'
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>> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry
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>> about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
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>> and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
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>> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and
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>> his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
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>> around.
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>> Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's
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>> nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
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>> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
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>> says very slowly,
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>> 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen
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>> very, very closely......
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>> ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back ?
