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Postby Young Goat » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:38 pm

I became very confused when I heard the word "service" used with these agencies:



Government, County & Local Public 'Service'
H.M. Revenue & Customs 'Service'
Royal Mail Postal 'Service'
B.T. Telephone 'Service'
BBC TV Licence 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' his cows.

Then, It all came into focus.

Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.
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Postby dejavou » Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:40 pm

Never a truer word YG :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby dita » Sun Feb 21, 2010 3:46 pm

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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Postby Victors Mate » Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:07 pm

That is too true to be funny YG. :tantrum2:
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Postby Rowan » Sun Feb 21, 2010 7:32 pm

Too true
Avoid the evil, and it will avoid thee.
Gaelic Proverb

Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit.
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Postby Penny » Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:00 pm

Very good. cheers Penny
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